Anonymous asked: AW! It's so sad to see you go. Good luck with everything. You're one of the few who's able to get out, lol. I just wanted to say, you're THE reason I joined tumblr. Seriously, I was just curious as to what fire penguin disco panda was, so I googled it and clicked on your page. I would visit it everyday to see all the new funny cool stuff you posted, then decided to get myself a tumblr. So thankyou! You were probably my favourite tumblr, and i'm going to miss seeing your name on my dashboard.
I’ll say hi to the real world for you. I don’t know what’s out there waiting for me but it’s worth a try. It may be harsh out there, but i think I’d fit in, I’ve been practicing. I’ve tried talking to my mom, my dad and sometimes my neighbor’s cat. And they seem to have responded well to my alien-like form of communication. Wish me luck and I hope there will be more anons like you. Kind and non-aggressive, non-hating ones. Stay cool cause I will. :’)
nonsensicalgenius asked: Your blog is the epitome of hilarity and it's sad seeing you go. :( You're seriously one of my favorite people here, and I even managed to reach the beginning(or is it the end?) of your blog a while back. But, I wish you the best of luck on your endeavors and you are always welcome to return, if you decide to do so in the future. :)
I’m quite sad too. I’ve been on tumblr for 2 or something years and y’all are my family. I don’t know if I’d be back. Maybe I’ll just pass this account on to my future kid. Then she/he would see how awesome my followers are. And she’d/he’d be like, “wow dad, that’s some crazy shit you got there” and they’d go make their own tumblr and be cooler than me. Then they’d meet your kids and they’d reblog from each other and they’d asdfghjklasdfggjklasdghk;’khf. :’((( i don’t know what to say anymore. I’ll miss you. and all my followers. and my tumblr self. See you around. :’)
tiniboppskees asked: Aww I'm sad to see that you'll be leaving tumblr. Thanks for all the awesome, funny, inspiring/sad and great posts! I hope this new job opens up to a lifelong career for you and you have the best time of your life doing so! I may be a few years younger than you but I know what it's like to have to change life around to persue future goals. Have a great time and keep your sense of humor! (: <3
Man-tears, dude. Man-tears. Thank you! I like your page title, life’s what you make it, cliche but it’s legit. I’m gonna do exactly that. And my wish for you- I hope Jared Leto finds you. Thanks for staying around. I’ll miss you. :’)
peanut-butler-jellytime asked: I wish you good luck in your life :) I hope you'll eventually come back :)
Aww, thanks! I don’t know if I’d be coming back. I’d like to but I have to do other stuff IRL. Keep on fangirling. It keeps you young. Bye! :’)
Gonna miss you, and everytime you reblogged something I felt awesome, you will be missed <3
You are crazy, chris. I like that. Keep on reblogging/posting great stuff. I hope you gain more followers. Stay awesome. See ya! :)
raodek asked: I'm really gonna miss you! I hope you will come to your sensess and come back to us!
I really like it here. But, I need to concentrate on work now. I can’t promise I’ll come back. Thanks for the funny stuff you post, keep em coming. I’m sure your followers are having a good time seeing them. I hope you gain more followers. I’ll miss you!
theawkwardghost asked: Thanks a lot for everything! I love your tumblr and am sad to see it go but I still wish you luck in your future!
Thanks! And good luck to you too. on whatever it is that you’ll be doing. in the future. or present. I don’t. I.. I. :’((
Anonymous asked: don't go :'(
I’m sorry. But my people need me. Alejandro, just let me go. See you, anon! There’ll be more blogs for you to stalk on. Don’t cry. :)
tanglez asked: Dude... Fuck, man, I'm tearing up. I don't know what to say. You're literally the only person I pay attention on tumblr. I go to tumblr only read your posts for the day... I joined tumblr just because of you. Your posts always make me smile, and I've really enjoyed being your first wife. I can't believe you're actually going. I didn't see it coming... I never even considered it a possibility. But just. Know you'll be missed. I'll miss you. I hope maybe you visit someday. -Forever your first wife
My first tumblr wife. I’ll miss you and I will never ever forget you. Just keep on being a creepy wife. And stay out of trouble. Til next time. :’)
keepingupwiththekatchadourians asked: Okay so you were the one of the first people i followed on tumblr and I got really excited when you followed me and I always got really excited when you reblogged from me. Imma miss you on my dash! Have fun at your new job!!
Thanks! I will. I dunno, if I get it right this time maybe I’d come back to tumblr. And make a mess of everything again. LOL. See ya!
Sure, it leads to a new “chapter” they say. But goodbyes are not cool. And it makes me sad to say it. I’ve been with tumblr for ages and it’s hard for me to permanently log off. I’ve never felt more accepted since I started. I may have received a few marry-me-psycho-messages in my ask but I kinda liked it. LOL. I love you guys so much that I can’t seem to focus on what I’m doing IRL. Here’s where compromise comes to play. I received good news today, I’ve just become a regular employee at a big local company and I can’t tell you how much it means to me. So, as a gift to my future self, I’m gonna try and fix my life and find me some sense of direction. I’ve spent most of my time here rather than on doing reports and stuff and I may have submitted them way past deadline. I don’t blame tumblr, it’s kinda my fault I don’t have self control. I can’t help it. You guys give me things to laugh at and fill my inbox with overwhelming compliments (creepy or wholesome) and silly questions, and it breaks my heart to click that log off button. If you have anything to say, I’ll leave my ask open for 24 hours. I’m not fishing for compliments or anything, I just wanna read a few words from you guys. You know, for good times’ sake. I love you guys! Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great. Cause they were awesome. Wait, that’s a song. Good times, guys, good times. Hasta la vista, peasants!