February 2012
Anonymous asked: This is a quote from my language book. ''Alejandro called four times ,but nobody answered.'' Misty said,'' Stop calling me Alejandro.''
Feb 29th
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feralnyxen asked: Sometimes I look at me friends' Facebook posts, and wonder what the world has come to.
Feb 27th
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New Sex Position
mabibighanika: jamjars4eva: xandratujan: It’s called the wild bull. Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30secs k omfg HAHAHAHAHA GAGO :)))))
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shoubtipon asked: When will we meet in real life ? :(
Feb 26th
Anonymous asked: I'm just. I'm gonna go. I can't deal with this anymore. Being your first wife was fun, for a bit, but now. I just. Bye. It's been nice knowing you, and your pages.
Feb 26th
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holisoylaflori asked: I'll meet you there ;) I'll have some explaining to do to my boyfriend, but I think he'll understand. It's you, The Guy In Grey, after all.
Feb 25th
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That awkward moment when you and your friends are... →
the-absolute-best-gifs: and someone you don’t like walks in. ;) don’t click
Feb 25th
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shoubtipon asked: I just realized that everyone else is dying to marry you :O I guess im real lucky.
Feb 25th
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holisoylaflori asked: yay :D
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
holisoylaflori asked: I know, right? But I'm seventeen. Turning eighteen in May. And you should marry me because I make the best sandwiches in the world.
Feb 24th
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me: I'm so full omg I'm not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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holisoylaflori asked: is it me, or is this marrying business of yours going out of hand? BTW, I wanna marry you, too.
Feb 24th
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Leaving your house and then realising half way on...
lulz-time: I want to go homeeeeee Your life is meaningless without following this blog!
Feb 24th
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Anonymous asked: That amazing feeling when you finally wiggle that popcorn skin out of your mouth with your tongue
Feb 24th
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Anonymous asked: I think it's funny how teenagers always want their parents to listen to them,but the teen never listens to their parents. How can you expect them to listen if you won't bother to.
Feb 24th
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Anonymous asked: Oh my god. Dude! I was your first wife. And now there's all these other chicks, and seriously, I WAS HERE FIRST. And you don't even answer my asks! You answer to all these other chicks, and I claimed you first... This isn't fair...
Feb 24th
shoubtipon asked: so we're married now ? :D
Feb 24th
You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you...
wtfsofunny: wtf this blog is so funny:)) 
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