June 2012
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thosethingstodo asked: My boyfriend broke up with me.. what do I do?..
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Yaay!
Got two new followers while on break. Now, where’s that follow back button? Oh, there it is.
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my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
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ambedo n. a kind of melacholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life
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metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE  Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　 Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo  Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~ 
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through...
thebestlolz: Those fries could be salted with tears
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cosmo sex tip #666
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
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its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
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