March 2012
haylothere123 asked: Will you marry me??? I <3 u!!!!
Anonymous asked: You're awkward too? Truly meant to be. <3 -First Wife
Anonymous asked: I don't have a point... I was just saying that it was weird and... stuff. Sorry, I'm awkward.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe. →
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I feel like I look at people like this:
But I really end up looking like this:
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The internet vs Real Life
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Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers." I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
Only because Peeta baked the bread.
Anonymous asked: Dude... We posted the same "To Do List" around the same time. (I posted mine yesterday, you did yours whenever you post stuff for the day). But you didn't reblog it from me.. ;-;
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone... →
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And then you are just there like
“A guy or a girl or not”
What else would they be other than a guy or a girl? The fuck?
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Rule of Math: If it seems easy, you're doing it... →
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When someone you really hate likes your favorite... →
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“They’re not for you!”
Yes. This.
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Anonymous asked: You posted stuff! I got so excited to see your blog today.
Anonymous asked: I DON'T CARE WHAT NUMBER WIFE I AM, BUT I DO KNOW I'M THE FAVORITE! YOU'RE WELCOME---MUAH-KISSESS :)
Any song feat Pitbull:
Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide, 305 (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't... →
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YOU DO IT THEN
Anonymous asked: Woohoo I am your mailbox filling anon wife.
Anonymous asked: Ooh, awesome. I'm the legal wife. Take that, all you other wives. >:I
Anonymous asked: Hey hey hey. It's your first wife here. I noticed in your last ask you mentioned two wives, one who floods your inbox, and one who you think is a dude. I was just wondering if either were me.
holisoylaflori asked: Hey. It's one of your wives here. I just wanted to say I miss you in my dash, man. But it's cool you have a new job. ... ... ... Come back to me D:
Anonymous asked: When I was ten my bedtime was 10:30 ,but I stayed up till 10:35. Yea i'm a rebel.
haylothere123 asked: Can u please follow me??? This is my favorite blog ever!
mintythemint-deactivated2012061 asked: Hey! i wanted to drop a line and say thankyou, for following me, when i got an email saying you followed me it totally made my day. so thanks for being so awesome.!
Anonymous asked: This is really stupid and I am guessing everybody else in the world already noticed it ,but Austin Powers chest hair is shaped like a dick.
inlovewithfivesexgods asked: You got a new job? Congratulations!! I hope everything is going swell for you! Your blog is greatly appreciated.. but of course your career is more important.. :-).. just dropping by to congratulate you and wish you all the best. (:
tanglez asked: Excuse me but it's Wednesday and you have not followed me yet. I'm beginning to feel left out, man. :<
Anonymous asked: yeah so you're hot and i think you belong in my pants if i'm correct
