shoubtipon asked: do you like pancakes ? I really love pancakes.
sturmpony: “Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your da-“
People who can't take jokes →
convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
When you're starving and your parents ask you what...
most-awkward-moments: Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
Anonymous asked: In a lesbian relationship who takes off whose bra?
me: omg i have so much stuff to do
me: i don't even have enough time for all this
me: *opens tumblr*
judge: so why did you do it?
serial killer: YOLO!
jury: well he has a valid point
judge: case solved, defendant found not guilty because of yolo
When I get home from school....
the-absolute-funniest-posts: imthatmann: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
theupperclassman: this is what happens when parents fight in front of their kids. Forever re-blog. LMFAOOOO never gets old lolol, reblogging this everytime its on my dash omfgggggg xD FOREVER REBLOG!!!!! :3
Anonymous asked: No, I won't post as not-anon. That's lame. But I'll give you a hint on who I am. I'm your first wife, and also, you follow me. I made sure that you followed me. Because it was Wednesday and you haven't yet.
chocolatable asked: you don't follow me *crey* and i check your blog religiously every day when i'm bored in school, surely i deserve a follow! :D plus my blog is yummy
If I aint followin you yet, just message me and I’ll follow back. Stat. G’nyt, y’all!
hoganlenderson: have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it Yes, yes I have. Not the proudest moment of my life but I’m glad I did it.